So I ran this morning to Coldplay. I know it's total emo douche music, but it seemed to work. I just pretended I was Gwyneth Paltrow being chased by a herd of Madonna's indigenous children....."take care of us!!!! Mama is on another world tour in Namibia with Donna, Nikki and Umfoofoo...let's have a play date with apple. We're tired of sewing her H&M dresses 12 hours everyday.......They don't even pick them up anymore!!!!"