Recently I caught one of those early 2000's "ambush, trading makeovers" shows (I pray it was a rerun), remember, where your neighbors would come over and remodel your kitchen...

for a grand!

I''d be like...."um...uhhh.....yeah, okay you can redo my kitchen but you've got to be fucking kidding me with this $1000!"

I'm looking at, ballpark, 35 - 50 g's and that's just for the appliances and heated floors...my kitchen doesn't live in the bible belt."