I looked over on the bus today and noticed this woman with the tightest, biggest perm I've ever seen and 8 layers of hardcore Mary Kay pancake that took no less than a pod of grey whales and maybe a humpback to manufacture. But you've gotta give it up to her. I mean, in this weather, even on a mild summer day, if I walk more than half a block at a decent gait....I mean I'm not dripping in sweat, but the foundation is gonna migrate!!!!! And the fact that by 5pm her eyeshadow wasn't covering her areolas is a testament to her mad skills!!! Get your resume together honey, the sci fi channel could use an artist like you!!!